MST Chapter 331 : I will discount his third leg!

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These two days.

Ye Guang and Liu Chiyan had a very happy life.

It’s okay for two people to stay at home for a while, watch TV on Sofa, or go online, and went out for a walk if they were bored. They went shopping or go to the night market under the covers, then slipped to the rooftop at night to watch the stars, look at the moon, or blow the wind.

Both of them enjoyed this somewhat dull, but sweet moment.

Liu Chiyan also accompanied Mother Ye to go shopping, but didn’t let Ye Guang follow, saying that she had to please her mother-in-law alone.

When she came back, Liu Chiyan called Ye Guang from downstairs, “You come down and help me carry things, it’s too heavy, I can’t carry them.”

Ye Guang goes downstairs.

Open the trunk, there are a pile of handbags and small boxes inside.

Ye Guang said, “Hey, you bought so much.”

Liu Chiyan said, “Most of them were bought for you.”

Ye Guang was stunned, “Bought it for me? What did you buy, so much.”

Liu Chiyan said, “Clothes and shoes, there are some messy things. You just wear those clothes over and over again. It’s time to buy some clothes.”

Ye Guang shrugged and lifted all the handbags.

Liu Chiyan said, “Let me carry these. You carry that box and these boxes.”

Ye Guang nodded, and reached out to carry the box, the weight was quite heavy.

“What did you buy? So heavy.”

Liu Chiyan : “Let’s go up and see it, I bought it for you too.”

After moving everything upstairs, Ye Guang was busy unpacking the boxes. He was more curious about what was here.

He doesn’t have much interest in clothes and shoes. Furthermore, he wears whatever Liu Chiyan buys for him. So, he doesn’t pay much attention to it. Besides, is Liu Chiyan has a bad eye for buying things?

The box opened, and Ye Guang saw a complete set of pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.

A bundle of writing brushes of various specifications, an exquisite inkstone, a beautiful pen holder, a roll of paper, and objects such as a ruler and a paper knife.

“What are you doing with these?” Ye Guang asked.

Liu Chiyan smiled, “Don’t you know how to calligraphy? Everyone calls you a calligrapher, but we don’t even have a set of utensils in our house. Your calligrapher is too incompetent.”

Ye Guang smiled freely, “If you don’t have it, you won’t have it. I don’t practice. Buying it is also a decoration. Besides, no one comes to our house except our parents, and there is no need to install any facade.”

Liu Chiyan smiled lightly, “Then treat it as a decoration. Maybe you want to write on a whim. You can use it anyway. By the way, I ordered a desk and will be sent tomorrow.”

Ye Guang : “…you, forget it, okay, just pretend to look good.”

Ye Guang, the calligrapher is indeed incompetent. People need diamond to do porcelain work. He is a calligrapher anyway, but you can’t find a brush after searching the house. This calligrapher is really…

If Liu Chiyan hadn’t bought these objects today, Ye Guang would have been willing to buy a set of appliances on a whim in three to five years.

I don’t know what kind of expression the calligraphers who took his work as a god piece. They even gave the title of the best cursive script in the world, and made spontaneous word in the circle, would have what kind of expression if they knew about this.

There are not many people who know the name of the Ye Guang calligrapher, but nearly half of the people with some accomplishments in the calligraphy world know that there is such a character. They know that there is a person named Ye Guang who wrote Huai Su’s narration that was praised by many calligraphers and calligraphy masters as the world’s first cursive script.

Ye Guang doesn’t really think that he is a Calligrapher. He is a half-barrel of water, and he is still a half-barrel of water that only can write Huai Su. You ask him to write a word other than the Huai Su body, maybe it won’t be ugly, but it will save you from losing yourself.

The clothes Liu Chiyan bought for Ye Guang were long sleeves, shirts, and autumn clothes.

Ye Guang just remembered, ah, unknowingly, summer is about to pass, and the season is about to change. In a blink of an eye, September will pass, and it will be October soon.

Ah, October.

Ye Guang suddenly thought of something.

He glanced at Liu Chiyan with an unmoving expression, and said in his heart, what kind of trick will I make?

October 2nd.

On the second day of National Day, Liu Chiyan’s birthday.

Ye Guang remembered it.

However, Ye Guang hadn’t really noticed it, cough… actually, he didn’t think of it.

Ye Guang thought in his heart that he had to plan a different birthday surprise for Liu Chiyan.

For this reason, Ye Guang also specifically called Shang Shan, “Old Shang, I originally planned to record the program on the 28th, 29th, and 30th, but now I am changing it. Time is tight, just 28th and 29th. Two days.”

Shang Shan was taken aback, “Why? Haven’t you already, okay?”

Ye Guang coughed, “I have something.”

Shang Shan : “But my charter has already been set.”

Ye Guang : “Change again.”

Shang Shan : “What about the guests?”

Ye Guang : “I will talk to them.”

Shang Shan : “… Okay, then I will change the charter.”

Ye Guang  said, “Thank you, Old Shang.”

Shang Shan was taken aback when Ye Guang suddenly became so polite, he was a little uncomfortable.

Well, this stuff is actually a cheap bone.

Shang Shan didn’t answer, but asked, “Is it for President Liu’s birthday, right?”

“Fuck!” Ye Guang yelled immediately, “How do you know!”

Shang Shan laughed. “It’s going to be President Liu’s birthday right away. You suddenly come here, not for the birthday of President Liu, for what?”

Ye Guang is helpless, “Is it so obvious?”

Shang Shan : “Especially obvious.”

Ye Guang : “Then… can my wife guess that?”

Shang Shan : “Your wife is not stupid, are you not clear?”

Ye Guang : “…”

Well, Ye Guang was planning to give Liu Chiyan a surprise.

But it doesn’t matter. Liu Chiyan can only know Ye Guang is planning to celebrate her birthday, and it is okay for his wife to know, but she can’t guess what kind of intestines will be produced by Ye Guang in the end. There must be a surprise, just look at Ye Guang creativity.

Shang Shan : “Advisor Ye, if you want to surprise President Liu, you have to plan carefully. Don’t come up with ordinary ideas. At least vulgar ideas like sending flowers are definitely not acceptable, President Liu is not a little woman, and it seems that she don’t like flowers very much on weekdays. Moreover, when President Liu celebrated her birthday last year. A wealthy boy pulled a truckload of roses and gave President Liu a big public courtship at the door of the original studio in Beijing, but President Liu didn’t even look at it. She directly contacted the property and asked them to find sanitation workers to treat them as garbage. Later…”

Shang Shan words hadn’t been finished yet, but he was interrupted by Ye Guang’s “Fuck!”

Ye Guang grasped the key point in Shang Shan’s words.

“Which bastard gives flowers to a labor-management wife to court in public, I’ll discount his third leg!”

Shang Shan : “…”

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